operation zellers

once apon a time there was a EVIL LIGHT-BULB! as all EVIL LIGHT-BULBS bob liked to eat glue! but one time he ran out of glue and that could only mean one thing........ bob had to go on a dangerous misson: OPERATION ZELLERS! But first he must get out of his own house(which is really hard at the size of a light-bulb),find his only weapon(toothpast),and dodge all the mice. so he ran towards the front of the house but stoped at the bathroom at the site of some toothpast and quicly climbed up the toilet jumped on to the sink and grabed some toothpast. he tried to open the window(thinking that he could jump out) but it was locked . he then realized that the only way to get down was to jump. so grabed some flosse and hooked it on to some cousheny thing and pulled it on to the floor and jumped down. ouch! he despretly tried to get there before he got hungry. but he acedently stumbled into a hord of mice so he squrted toothpast onto the grond and all the mice got stuck! but he realized that there was toothpast right where he needed to go so he turned on his head and waited till it got realy hot then melted a way throug the toothpast! bob was at the hardest part! he had to open the door! bob finaly came up with a idea he was getting hungry so he squirted toothpast on the wall and he was still realy hot so he wonderd if he ran up the door if he would stick on just the right amount. so he decided to try it but by the time he reached the door nob he didnt have enough time to open the door befor it melted and he was dangling from the nob! so he swang back and forthe till the door was open and he slid down the track of toothpast and on to the ground! he dashed outside and stopped. he didnt know where zellers was. so he ran to the corner store and asked the peaple there. they said that there was one on somthing street so he ran all the way to somthing street and realized that too many peaple were coming in and out. so he waited till it was closed and sliped under the door. he looked at the huge store and wonderd how he was going to find the glue section. so he decided to go to one isl after the other. it took a long time and by the time he fownd the glue he was so hungry that he ate three glue sticks and found his freinds to help him push a full to the top shopingcart.but the shoping cart would not go under the door. it was way to big! so he used the same strategy as the other door
and went back home.

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somthing very weird from my imagination.....super weird....

just bored

i got sooooo bored that i got on the computer and started writing this storyish thing! i dont know what to write so im writing watever! this soo boring i think i will call the police! wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeoooooowwwwweeeeeeooooo ah thats better....... aaah! there sending me to jail for doing a so called prank call! aaah! oh no im to young to die (exept for the fact that im 250,ooo years old)! aaaaaaaah! oh no! im behind bars! there going to kill me! by mom and pop!
20 years later iiimmm freeeeeee!....... iiiiimmmmm booooooooored!

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news and stuff!

a 250,000 year old somthingasaurus is rampaging about in the city! george hedge wants to call the police but he was so disorganised that he forgot there phone number! the head policeman heard ths news and was one step away from being right on top of it but he fell off! the somthingasaurus was eating all the pizza in the world! how could this possibly get any worse (which in most stories means somthing worse is about to happen) evryone was trying to eat all the pizza in the world befor the somthingasaurus did! but then 1 minute later all the pizza in the world was gone! but then there came a distant voice that said "this looks like a job for pizzaman" and so and so happened and they all live a good life filled with pizza!

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